Thursday, March 25, 2010

Health Care Haikus

WYNC radio station in NYC is having fun with health care haikus. The middle line has to be "This is a big F$*(&! deal," after what Vice President Biden had to say about this. Fortunately, I can kick out haikus faster than Paula Deen can use butter.

Authorizations?
This is a big F$&(! deal!
Lost it. Try again.

Ten billion dollars
This is a big F$*$* deal!
For the IRS.

This isn't reform
This is a big F$&(! deal!
Wolves in sheeps clothing

Get fatter! Smoke more!
This is a big F$&(! deal!
We'll pay for your sloth.

Single payer? Wrong!
This is a big F$&(! deal!
Health industry scam.

We got oversight
This is a big F$&(! deal!
For ten billion bucks


2 comments:

  1. waahahahahahah
    Paula Dean = butter

    Haikus are great, sad but true.

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  2. Pithy Asian Style
    This is a big F$&(! deal!
    You Nailed It Each Time!

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